BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND TWITTER BACKGROUNDS

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

I DUNNO WHAT TO WRITE! ARGGHHH! By Eula I MEAN TYPE!

OK, right I need to get Writing- I MEAN TYPING!

OK right... Umm what was I going to do? Oh yeah right I forgot. I WAS GOING TO WRITE! I MEAN TYPE!

So what am I going to write about? Uhh. . . I could right about dinosaurs! No I can't. I don't know anything about dinosaurs. Hmmmm. . . MAYBE I COULD WRITE ABOUT-! Nah. . . OR MAYBE-! Nope that won't work. . . * Clock goes Tick Tock* Hmm. . . * Smiles* YES I COULD DO. . . * Smile fades* Never mind. ARRRHGGHHH!!!! THIS IS JUST * Squeezes hands so hard nails dig and make cuts ( PS. My nails haven't been cut )* AGGGHHH!!!! * Calms self down* OK right, I've calmed down. I'll just go get some plasters and I'll start to write- I MEAN TYPE! * Runs to bathroom*


* Five minutes later*


* 30 minutes later*


* A hour later*


* 2 hours later *


* 3 hours later* . . . * Crickets start clicking*


THE SETTING IS MY BEDROOM. . .

* In bedroom* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!!! * Plasters are on hands* I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!!! NO!!!!!! THINK, BRAIN, THINK! AGHHHHH! IT'S JUST SO FRUSTRATING!!!!! I NEED TO CALM DOWN ! * Takes deep breaths* * Is calm for a moment...*
ARRGGGHH! IT IS SO HARD!!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!! * Holds head and pulls hair* OWWWW!! THAT HURT!!! * rubs head* That really hurt. * Goes to get ice downstairs*



* 10 minutes*


* 20 minutes*


* 30 minutes*

 * Hour and a half*

* TV downstairs goes on*



THE SETTING IS THE LIVING ROOM. . . * Echo echo echo*


* In the library*

LIBRARIAN: Wrong setting, Sweetie. I think the setting is in the living room not the library. * Pats on the back* Thank you Miss Nice.


* In the living room* . . . * I am sitting on the couch watching TV* AGGHH! COMPUTER STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND! PLUS I CAN'T TYPE BECAUSE I GOT PLASTERS ON MY HANDS! * Computer sets Typing to Voice Command* Aww, come on! Fine I'll do it. * Says random stuff* I LIKE POOP! I played soccer and I won. Then I ATE BANANAS! Do you like apples?

* Computer types it down*

Do these pants make me look fat? * Looks at self in the mirror*

IS DIONYSUS  GOING TO MAKE ME A DOLPHIN?

If I sail through the Mediterrean, Will I fight Chrysoar?

Oh right, You want to know what Dionmysus is? I mean who? Yes you do want to know who Dionysus is.

1 comments:

We Learn said...

Wonderful writing! You did it.
Mrs B :)